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  <updated>2006-08-22T15:42:40Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:10302</id>
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    <title>sad</title>
    <published>2006-08-22T15:42:40Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-22T15:42:40Z</updated>
    <lj:music>slinence of a fan</lj:music>
    <content type="html">So I my husband-to-be got me the cutest dog last week and I have been wanting a dog pretty much my all my life since I have not had one or any pet since I was like 4 years old. He is a black lab sweetest and most cuddleable thing ever. We named him Jonesy. I just left from seeing him yesterday and my HTB calls me to tell me he is sick. They think he went in one the sheep pins and got kicked by the sheep stupid sheep I could just hurt them. Anyway so the vet gave him some meds but that is far as I know. I finally got a dog again who is like my baby since I don't want kids for a really long time I just hope he is going to make it through.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:10033</id>
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    <title>just something to do</title>
    <published>2006-07-16T03:54:53Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-16T03:54:53Z</updated>
    <lj:music>sound of the fan</lj:music>
    <content type="html">1.	YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)&lt;br /&gt;          Dogie Ptarmigan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.	YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)&lt;br /&gt;          Marcella Starburst&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.	YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)&lt;br /&gt;        N. Mic&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.	YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color)&lt;br /&gt;        Tiger Purple&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.	YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)&lt;br /&gt;        Michelle Ptarmigan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6.	YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)&lt;br /&gt;        Marigtdog&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.	JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)&lt;br /&gt;        Ellehicmtgiov  &lt;br /&gt;      &lt;br /&gt;8.	PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)&lt;br /&gt;        Michelle Ptarmigan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)&lt;br /&gt;     The Purple Laredo</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:9789</id>
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    <title>satin_stilettos @ 2006-05-30T16:59:00</title>
    <published>2006-05-30T22:02:37Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-30T22:02:37Z</updated>
    <lj:music>sound of coffee machine</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I had the best birthday ever!! I went out to diner with friends, went bowling then to the bars it was really fun escially to have all my friends there.  Then sunday was such hot day outside but my boyfriend said I needed to go to Quarry park and go for a walk well now I know why since he asked me to marry him!!!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Now I am ENGAGED!!!!!! So excited and soooo happy I can't even  say!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:9527</id>
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    <title>birthday!</title>
    <published>2006-05-25T14:43:20Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-25T14:43:20Z</updated>
    <lj:music>sounds of peolpe typing</lj:music>
    <content type="html">It's party time. It's my birthday saturday and I'll cry it want to you would cry it if happened to you. Just kidding have nothing to day cry about because it my birthday. And the best one. I ture 222222222211111111111! Baby heck ya. Have a good all I will.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:9251</id>
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    <title>Down to 2 jobs YEEEEEEEEEEEE!</title>
    <published>2006-04-29T20:14:45Z</published>
    <updated>2006-04-29T20:14:45Z</updated>
    <lj:music>country something</lj:music>
    <content type="html">today is my last at mckay&lt;br /&gt;today is my last at mckay &lt;br /&gt;haa hee haa hee &lt;br /&gt;it's my last day at mckay &lt;br /&gt;and what a wonderful day it is today!!!!!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:9094</id>
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    <title>satin_stilettos @ 2006-04-07T20:15:00</title>
    <published>2006-04-08T01:18:59Z</published>
    <updated>2006-04-08T01:18:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Just something I have to write down. To quit my second job or to not. I can't stand it and the people that work there. The scary thing it that I'm more scared to tell them that I'm quiting then actully doing it. Isn't it sad but I will lose out on some money but at the same time I will feel so much better and be so less stressed plus I to and extra increase in my pay at the other job I have. Okay sorry to be so dramatic but had to wriet is down and say it then just think it in my head. Thanks.</content>
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    <title>xoxo!</title>
    <published>2006-03-04T03:37:28Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-04T03:37:28Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Waterfalls</lj:music>
    <content type="html">A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; He said...no&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; and he said no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and once again he replied with a no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her&lt;br /&gt;face the boy grabbed her arm and said....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; You're not pretty you're beautiful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:8580</id>
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    <title>girly girl</title>
    <published>2006-01-12T23:18:16Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-12T23:18:16Z</updated>
    <lj:music>"concetre angel"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">yes I the girly girl and going to do something this weekend so girly girlish it will amaze you. Okay maybe so much but it is very girl something that girls dream of all there lives well most i don't want to say all. do you want to know what it is. I am going to the wedding expo 2006 it is sad and not I indeed am not engaged yet. But I do that girly girl stuff ever so often so yeah. Bo yeah yet you never know I may find a groom at the expo. Jk that would be very sad on his part.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:8302</id>
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    <title>So Tired.</title>
    <published>2005-12-31T20:37:11Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-31T20:37:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I have to admit I HATE working at Mckays everyone always talkes behind you back and everyday I come in I have been told I do something wrong. I really don't know how much longer I can last. Then today was the icing on the cake. Supposely the cash till was off one night and it was the night that I worked. So I am getting all the blame. Which it isn't all my fault. So I don't know what to do. I am going to wait until monday and see what happens. It's one of those things that will worry the HELL of you. If all else fails I guess I will quit or see what happens. So wish me luck people any suggestions?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TO EVERYONE HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ps. people party it up for me I will be working all of it, so much fun.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:8128</id>
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    <title>Help!!</title>
    <published>2005-12-10T00:08:34Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-10T00:08:34Z</updated>
    <lj:music>"Jingle Bells" a bad version</lj:music>
    <content type="html">What do you get boys for x-mas okay I only like 3 more people to shop for but it is driving me nuts with boys. I think girls are the easiest people to buy stuff for but boys now that's a different story. I got my bf something but I still have to spend some money on him b/c our limit is like $50 and I have only spent about $23. &lt;br /&gt;So anyone have any ideas?????????????? &lt;br /&gt;Anything would help!!!&lt;br /&gt;Thanks.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:7683</id>
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    <title>Funny Personal AD</title>
    <published>2005-12-07T03:34:53Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-07T03:34:53Z</updated>
    <lj:music>A song</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A lonely spinster, aged 81, decided that it was time &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;to get married.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; She put an ad in the local paper that read:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; HUSBAND WANTED,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's),&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; MUST NOT BEAT ME,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN Person&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;dismay, she&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;in a&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The woman said &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;"You're not really&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;you....you have no&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; legs!" The old man smiled "Therefore I cannot run &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;around on you!" She&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;old man smiled&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;intently&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; . "Are you still good in bed?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;broad smile and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"</content>
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    <title>Juicy Joke</title>
    <published>2005-11-16T02:23:13Z</published>
    <updated>2005-11-16T02:23:13Z</updated>
    <lj:music>"the road and the radio"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">JuicySquirt    &lt;br /&gt;   &lt;br /&gt;     The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" &lt;br /&gt;The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:7305</id>
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    <title>sick of people telling me things</title>
    <published>2005-11-11T00:57:34Z</published>
    <updated>2005-11-11T00:57:34Z</updated>
    <lj:music>"photograph"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">It has been such a long busy ass week. I have been working like crazy I only put in 62 hrs this week with all three and jobs and had school oh I think I tryed to have a life in between to but kinda failed in that way. I am just honestly really down lately all these people who will remain unamed have been getting on me about my weight it really sucks and just really makes me feel really bad about myself because in all seriouness I know I am little big but not really that people would need to comment on it. So I put myself on a diet and hopefully with lose some weight I want to lose the weight for me but also people get off my back about it. but was wondering if anyone knew and good healthy ways to lose faster or have some good tips just wondering I could use all the help I can get. Have a good one.</content>
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    <title>wanting to get in class!</title>
    <published>2005-11-01T01:54:00Z</published>
    <updated>2005-11-01T01:54:00Z</updated>
    <lj:music>"Wake me up when sept ends"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I have been waiting all day for my advisor to call me to tell me if I got in this Nursing Foundations class. But she didnt call me to tell me if I got in or not. I have all my other classes done to get in the one class otherwise if I don't get in it I get pushed back a year before I graduate and only have one class to take next semester I think the college just wants to keep pushing you back so they can still get some of your money! I am just so nervous it isn't even funny. But everyone have a good night pray for me that I will get in the class I would really appreaiate it!!</content>
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    <title>11 poeople on a rope</title>
    <published>2005-10-25T21:23:28Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-25T21:23:28Z</updated>
    <lj:music>chick music on the radio</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter; ten men and  one woman.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one&lt;br /&gt;     had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't&lt;br /&gt;     able to name that person un! til the woman gave a very touching speech.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     She said she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in&lt;br /&gt;     general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     As she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their&lt;br /&gt;     hands.......</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:6518</id>
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    <title>YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE TELLS IT ALL</title>
    <published>2005-10-20T00:36:36Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-20T00:36:36Z</updated>
    <lj:music>"Girls just wanna have fun"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. &lt;br /&gt;"It's not polite." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Now really," the mother says, &lt;br /&gt;"those are personal questions and  are really none of your business." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her  drivers' &lt;br /&gt;license It is like a report card, it has everything on it." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later that night the little girl says to her mother, &lt;br /&gt;"I know how  old you are, you are 32." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mother is surprised and asks, &lt;br /&gt;"How did you find that out? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mother is past surprised and shocked now. &lt;br /&gt;"How in heaven's  name did you find that out?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"And," the little girl says triumphantly,&lt;br /&gt;"I know why you and  daddy got a divorce." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Because you got an F in sex."</content>
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    <title>Totally explains mans minds!!</title>
    <published>2005-10-19T00:47:59Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-19T00:47:59Z</updated>
    <lj:music>"Photogragh" Nickelback</lj:music>
    <content type="html">The Guys' Rules&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys'&lt;br /&gt;side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We always hear "the rules" from the female point of view...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now here are the rules from the male side.&lt;br /&gt;These are our rules!&lt;br /&gt;Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it&lt;br /&gt;down.&lt;br /&gt;We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you&lt;br /&gt;leaving it down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let&lt;br /&gt;it be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that&lt;br /&gt;way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Crying is blackmail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Ask for what you want.&lt;br /&gt;Let us be clear on this one:&lt;br /&gt;Subtle hints do not work!&lt;br /&gt;Strong hints do not work!&lt;br /&gt;Obvious hints do not work!&lt;br /&gt;Just say it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what&lt;br /&gt;we do.&lt;br /&gt;Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.&lt;br /&gt;In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to&lt;br /&gt;act like soap opera guys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways&lt;br /&gt;makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.&lt;br /&gt;Not both.&lt;br /&gt;If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during&lt;br /&gt;commercials.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.&lt;br /&gt;Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We&lt;br /&gt;have no idea what mauve is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wrong.&lt;br /&gt;We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you&lt;br /&gt;don't want to hear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is&lt;br /&gt;fine...Really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. You have enough clothes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. You have too many shoes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Thank you for reading this.&lt;br /&gt;Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.</content>
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    <title>If your a women you have to read this it is really funny!!!!!!</title>
    <published>2005-10-13T23:19:17Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-13T23:19:17Z</updated>
    <lj:music>"american woman"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&amp;gt;  WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;WOMEN'S REVENGE&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;purchase.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;set in her purse.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;UNDERSTANDING WOMEN&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;I know I'm not going to understand women.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;MARRIAGE SEMINAR&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;dislikes."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;He addressed the man,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Pillsbury, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;your wife He answers, " You see, it's like this,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,and &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rollingpapers; cause it's &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;WIFE VS. HUSBAND&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;An earlier discussion had led to an argument and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;neither of them wanted to concede their position.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;W O R D S&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;day...&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;30,000 to a man's 15,000.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;everything to men...&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;CREATION&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;WHO DOES WHAT&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;A man and his wife were having an argument about who&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;should brew the coffee each morning.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;man should do the coffee."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;says.........."HEBREWS"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;The Silent Treatment&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;flight.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;piece of paper,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;God may have created man before woman,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece</content>
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    <title>15 Fun Things To Do At Wal-mart</title>
    <published>2005-10-05T01:11:20Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-05T01:11:20Z</updated>
    <lj:music>"Skin" Rascal Flatts</lj:music>
    <content type="html">1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts&lt;br /&gt;  when they aren't looking.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off  at 5-minute&lt;br /&gt;  intervals.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading&lt;br /&gt;  to the rest rooms.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'&lt;br /&gt;  in housewares..... and see what happens.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of  M&amp;M's on lay-away.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll&lt;br /&gt;  invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why&lt;br /&gt;  can't you people just leave me alone?'&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  9. Look right into the security camera; use it as  a mirror, and inspect&lt;br /&gt;  your teeth.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he&lt;br /&gt;  knows where the anti-depressants are.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission  &lt;br /&gt;Impossible" theme.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  12. In the auto department! , practice your "Madonna look" using different&lt;br /&gt;  size funnels.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK&lt;br /&gt;  ME!" "PICK ME!!"&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal&lt;br /&gt;position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;(And last, but not least!)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,&lt;br /&gt;  yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"</content>
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    <title>how Forest Gump got in heaven</title>
    <published>2005-09-27T22:12:39Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-27T22:12:39Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Cher</lj:music>
    <content type="html">The day finally arrived;&lt;br /&gt;Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.&lt;br /&gt;He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St&lt;br /&gt;. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you.  We have&lt;br /&gt;heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is&lt;br /&gt;filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance exam for&lt;br /&gt;everyone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The test is short, but you have to pass it before&lt;br /&gt;you can get into Heaven."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forrest responds, "It shor is good to be here, St. Peter, sir.  But&lt;br /&gt;nobody ever told me about any entrance exam.  Shor hope the test ain't&lt;br /&gt;too hard;  life was a big enough test as it was".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;St. Peter goes on, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three&lt;br /&gt;questions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First:&lt;br /&gt;What two days of the week begin with the letter T?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Second:&lt;br /&gt;How many seconds are there in a year?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Third:&lt;br /&gt;What is God's first name?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forrest leaves to think the questions over.&lt;br /&gt;He returns the next day St. Peter who waves him&lt;br /&gt;up and says, "Now that you have had a chance to&lt;br /&gt;think the questions over, tell me your answers."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forrest says, "Well, the first one -- which two days in &lt;br /&gt;the week begin with the letter "T"?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shucks, that one's easy. That'd be Today and Tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forrest, &lt;br /&gt;that's not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I&lt;br /&gt;didn't specify, so I'll give you credit for that answer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How about the next one?" asks St. Peter .&lt;br /&gt;"How many seconds in a year?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Now that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I thunk and &lt;br /&gt;thunk about that and I guess the only answer can be twelve."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve!? Forrest,&lt;br /&gt;how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve &lt;br /&gt;seconds in a year?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forrest says "Shucks, there's gotta be twelve:&lt;br /&gt;January 2nd, February 2nd , March 2nd...."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Hold it, " interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're going with this,&lt;br /&gt;and I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in&lt;br /&gt;mind.....but I'll have to give you credit for that one, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's go on with the third and final question.&lt;br /&gt;Can you tell me God's first name"?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Sure" Forrest replied, "its Andy."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Andy?!" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;St. Peter.  "Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to&lt;br /&gt;my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with&lt;br /&gt;the name Andy as the first name of God?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I learnt it from the song. .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"ANDY WALKS WITH ME,&lt;br /&gt;ANDY TALKS WITH ME,&lt;br /&gt;ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN. "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and said:&lt;br /&gt;"Run Forrest, Run."</content>
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    <title>SO EXCITED!!</title>
    <published>2005-09-01T23:01:35Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-01T23:01:35Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Green Bay</lj:music>
    <content type="html">If you people know me and cars they are my passion I have been talking about getting a new car for like a year. Well tonight my dream finally comes true I am getting a new car and I will have two one for winter a SUV and one for summer a convertable so I will have it great from both worlds I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED now only if I could leave work to go get it. I are you wondering what it is it's a JEEP Grand Cherokee. It is with with sliver and all the limited nice stuff inside. I am so happy in such a long time. So that I would tell everyone. Here yeah.</content>
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    <title>Okay I know I like Quiz's This one was werid how it was right!!</title>
    <published>2005-09-01T22:50:56Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-01T22:50:56Z</updated>
    <lj:music>"Picture" Kidrock &amp; Cheryl Crow</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Yeah This quiz was fun and it was almost completly right so if you have nothing to do you should do it!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;AMAZINGLY ACCURATE&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Whatever you do, don't cheat!&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;CHINESE HOROSCOPE :&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;CHINESE NEW YEAR&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;DO NOT CHEAT&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;OR IT WON'T WORK AND&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  TAKE 3 MINUTES&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  NO CHEATING !!!!&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;1st.  Get PEN and PAPER&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;2nd.  WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;KNOW&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;3rd.  GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!!  Very important for good results.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;4th.  SCROLL DOWN&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;ONE LINE AT THE TIME&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;DON`T READ AHEAD&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;otherwise&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;the LEFT.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  2.  BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 &amp; 2,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;WRITE DOWN ANY&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 &amp; 7,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;CAUTION:  DO NOT  LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  4. WRITE ANYONES NAME&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  next to 4, 5, &amp; 6.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, &amp; 11&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  6. Finally,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;MAKE A WISH&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;ARE YOU READY?&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;HERE IS THE&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;KEY TO THE GAME&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;SPACE 2&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  2. THE PERSON IN SPACE&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;SPACE 7&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;SPACE 4&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;LUCKY STAR&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;PERSON IN NUMBER 3&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;PERSON IN 7&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;YOUR MIND&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;FEEL ABOUT LIFE&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  11.  NUMBER 1 IS YOUR&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;LUCKY NUMBER&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;10 PEOPLE&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;  IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:4801</id>
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    <title>Fun Quiz Rate How Hot You Are!</title>
    <published>2005-08-26T01:41:42Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-26T01:41:42Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Counting Crows</lj:music>
    <content type="html">My cousin sent me this email I thought it was kinda fun!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~*~Test To See How HOTT You Are~*~ &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING) &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 1. Do you have dark or light hair? &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 2. If you were out on a date would you want to go to a party or go out to eat? &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 3. What's your favorite color out of Yellow, Pink, Baby Blue , or Sea Green? &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 4. Pick your favorite hobbies out of: Surfing, Skating, or Skiing &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 5. If you could pick a store between Old Navy, Pacific Sunnier or Victoria's Secret which one would you pick? &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 6. What's yore favorite state out of California, Florida, or Ohio? &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 7. In the summer would you rather go to the beach or go somewhere cooler? &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 8. What month were you born? &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 9. Would you rather chill at home or go out with friends? &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 10. Name a person of the opposite sex. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 11. Make a wish..... &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; START NOW (its not that long...he he........................) (answers at the bottom of page &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Answers&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 1. dark- hot &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; light- sexy &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 2. go out to eat- romantic &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; go to a party- playful &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 3. pink- cute &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; yellow- loud &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; baby blue- cool &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; sea green- horny &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 4. Surfing- active &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; skating- determined &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; skiing- sexy &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 5. old navy- preppy &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; pacific sunnier- fun &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Victoria's secret- sexy &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 6. California- you like being around people &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Florida- party time in the heat &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; Ohio- quiet, likes the cold &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 7. beach- tan loves the sun &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; somewhere cooler- pale and original &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 8. January: popular &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; February: lovely &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; March: loud &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; April: playful &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; May: chills a lot &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; June: happy &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; July: smooth &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; August: fun &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; September: quiet &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; October: out going &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; November: Pimpin it &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; December: warm &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 9. home: boring &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; go out with friends: crazy &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 10. that person will fall in love with you!!!!! &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; IF YOU SEND THIS TO: &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 0-5 people, your wish will not come true!!!! &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 6-10 people, your wish will come true within 6 months!!!! &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 11-15 people, it will come true within 2 weeks!!!! &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 16-20 people, in a day or 2 it will come true!!!! &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; 21-30 people sooooo, soon!!!! &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; NOW send within 1 hour or you will die from embarasment :P</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:satin_stilettos:4548</id>
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    <title>satin_stilettos @ 2005-08-20T12:44:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-20T17:50:34Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-20T17:50:34Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Uncle Kracker "I just want to fly"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER FROM THE 90s??&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Fresh Prince of Bel-Air&lt;br /&gt;[] Fraggle Rock&lt;br /&gt;[Y] G.I. Joe&lt;br /&gt;[] Are You Afraid of the Dark?&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Secret World of Alex Mack&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Bug Juice&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Nightmare Before Christmas&lt;br /&gt;[] Welcome Freshman&lt;br /&gt;[] Space Cases&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Roundhouse&lt;br /&gt;[Y] The Muppet Show&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Muppet Babies&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Eureka's Castle&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Salute Your Shorts&lt;br /&gt;[] Legends of the Hidden Temple&lt;br /&gt;[] You Can't Do That On Television&lt;br /&gt;[Y] G.U.T.S.&lt;br /&gt;[Y] What Would You Do?&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Double Dare&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Rocko's Modern Life&lt;br /&gt;[Y] All That&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Ren and Stimpy&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Clarissa Explains It All&lt;br /&gt;[] The Torklesons&lt;br /&gt;[Y] The Adventures of Pete and Pete&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Stick Stickley&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Goodburger&lt;br /&gt;[] Angry Beavers&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Hey Arnold!&lt;br /&gt;[Y] AHH! Real Monsters&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Tiny Toons&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Animaniacs&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Pinky and the Brain&lt;br /&gt;[Y] The Babysitter's Club&lt;br /&gt;[] Underdog&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Kablam!&lt;br /&gt;[] Gullah Gullah Island&lt;br /&gt;[] Richard Scarry&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Dumbo's Circus&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Ocean Girl&lt;br /&gt;[] Mystery Files of Shelby Woo&lt;br /&gt;[] Snick Snacks&lt;br /&gt;[] Dunkaroos&lt;br /&gt;[Y] SNICK&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Koala Yummies&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?&lt;br /&gt;[Y] The Goonies&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Ernest Movies&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Radio Flyer&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Disney Watchers&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Adventures in Wonderland&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Homeward Bound&lt;br /&gt;[ ] The Adventures of Yellow Dog&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Milo and Otis&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Neverending Story&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Who Framed Roger Rabbit?&lt;br /&gt;[Y] The Lion King&lt;br /&gt;[] Labyrinth&lt;br /&gt;[Y] 101 Dalmatians&lt;br /&gt;[Y] The Secret Garden&lt;br /&gt;[] Pete's Dragon&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Hocus Pocus&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Secret of Roan Inish&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Land Before Time&lt;br /&gt;[] Dinosaurs&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Ferngully&lt;br /&gt;[] Secret of NIMH&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Gummi Bears&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Care Bears&lt;br /&gt;[Y] My Little Pony&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Black Beauty&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Rainbow Brite&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Lady Lovely Locks&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Candyland&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Sorry!&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Trouble&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Don't Wake Daddy&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Mousetrap&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Jenga&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Don't Break the Ice&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Hungry Hungry Hippos&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Pretty Pretty Princess&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Tinker Toys&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Cooties&lt;br /&gt;[ ] The castles that made tea sets&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Polly Pocket&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Hypercolor T-Shirts&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Lite Brite&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Ribbon Dancers&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Scrunchies&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Side Ponytails&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Stirrup Pants&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Jellies&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Saddle Shoes&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Barbies&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Beanie Babies&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Tamagotchis&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Chiapets&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Yo-Yos&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Duncans&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Choose Your Own Adventure&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Pogs&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Goosebumps&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Magic Attic Club&lt;br /&gt;[Y] American Girl&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Island of the Blue Dolphin&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Saved By The Bell&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Full House&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Step By Step&lt;br /&gt;[Y] TGIF on ABC&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Sabrina, the Teenage Witch&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Boy Meets World&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Clueless&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Mork and Mindy&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Simpsons&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Flipper&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Growing Pains&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Family Ties&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Titanic&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Felix The Cat: The Movie&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Jonathan Taylor Thomas&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Home Improvement&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Tom and Huck&lt;br /&gt;[Y] My Brother and Me&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Kenan and Kel&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Hanson&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Inspector Gadget&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Power Rangers&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Hot Wheels&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Creepy Crawlers&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Easy Bake Oven&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Flower Making Kits&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Wild and Crazy Kids&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Playdough McDonald's Sets&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Animorphs&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Rainbow Fish&lt;br /&gt;[] If You Give A Mouse A Cookie&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Bailey School Kids&lt;br /&gt;[] Wayside School&lt;br /&gt;[] Ramona Quimby&lt;br /&gt;[ ] Amber Brown&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Allegra's Window&lt;br /&gt;[Y] 3-2-1 Contact&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Spice Girls&lt;br /&gt;[Y] The brave little toaster&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Bananas In Pajamas&lt;br /&gt;[Y] One Saturday Morning on ABC&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Transformers&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Waynes World&lt;br /&gt;[Y] The dancing baby&lt;br /&gt;[Y] Nancy Drew novels&lt;br /&gt;[Y] catdog&lt;br /&gt;[ ] shamomo the cat&lt;br /&gt;[Y] captain planet CPC&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got this from an old friends diary. hope you don't mind you have one of mine too. &lt;br /&gt;You really forget about all the stuff when you are little that you watch I still love most of shows anyway.</content>
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    <title>childhood peoms</title>
    <published>2005-08-20T15:00:44Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-20T15:00:44Z</updated>
    <lj:music>"What's going on" Jewel</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Roses are Red &lt;br /&gt;Voliets are Blue&lt;br /&gt;Do you remember writing these poems &lt;br /&gt;When you were kid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah I can't remember the other ones they started off a peom with. Anyone else remember?</content>
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